so this cop pulls up behind me after about 15 minutes of me hopelessly trying to get my phone to...

so this cop pulls up behind me after about 15 minutes of me hopelessly trying to get my phone to stay on for at least 3 mins (everyone was texting me so it died faster) and he’s like oh do you need help? and I’m like NO IM JUST STRANDED HERE BECAUSE I THINK IT’S FUN.
so he called a tow truck and all that fun shit and went to a weird 24 hr garage where I called my mom and my car was fixed and I went home and cried a bunch… YEP HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR.