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Remember, remember the 5th of November. The gunpowder, treason, and plot. I know of no reason why the gunpowder, treason should ever be forgot.

sanityscraps:

allisticntprivilege:
miseriavolare:
URGENT PLEASE REPOST:
Robocalls are occurring in Massachusetts saying to vote Warren/Obama WEDNESDAY due to Sandy:
LIES. WE VOTE TUESDAY NOV 6
#RomneyLiarLiarLiar #Fraud #Desperate #Disgusting
Not privilege, but REBLOG IT FOR YOUR MASS FOLLOWERS, BLAST IT.
OOOOHHHH FUCK THIS
NO
SIGNAL BOOST
UGH ROMNEY FUCK YOU
YOU SUCK

edm-and-soft-grunge:

machistado:
This time I googled “fat baby seal” and found the path towards permanent world peace.
the first one
omfg

sajme:

Obama….Romney, Tomorrow you will meet with the judges and only one of you will continue in the hopes of become America’s Next Top Model.

frostyclyde:

so my mom bought some crab and she wasn’t ready to cook them yet
so i put them on the ground and yelled “BE FREE MY FELLOW CRUSTACEANS.” and they raised their claws like this
I AM THE CRAB LORD

desintegrer:

rox712:
Please go and vote!
im fucking crying wth

barackfuckingobama:

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
HEY
EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME
THIS POST COMES BACK

gordonlevitty:

50/50 - ‘No one wants to fuck me, I look like Voldemort.’
— requested by todaywegiveourselvestothefire

retroprincess89:

riddleswithtom:
mfkevin:
“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
reblogging this again… For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most…

thepersonificationofperfection:

Poplar Kid’s Republic
Beijing
Livraria Lello
Porto, Portugal
Shakespeare & Co. Antiquarian Books
Paris
El Péndulo
Mexico City
Selexyz Bookstore
Maastricht, Holland
Cook and Book
Brussels, Belgium
El Ateneo Grand Splendid
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Ler Devagar
Lisbon, Portugal

cumsoline:

fresnel149:
spooksoline:
fresnel149:
spooksoline:
sordidfantasy:
ghost-punk:
i cant believe someone scanned a poptart
I can’t believe someone scanned the least tasty poptart.
“The least tasty poptart.” excuse yoself, mahfucka. Cherry is the SHIT.
It’s funny that you like cherry so much and yet you can’t tell that this is strawberry. Cherry has all-red sprinkles.
I’m colorblind, you ableist prick.
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T CORRECT SOMEONE WITH FACTS YOU CAN’T KNOW. GAWD.
CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE, CIS SCUM.

juliaew:

awh man everyone made so many “MOVING TO CANADA!!!” jokes before and now that Obama won I’m picturing a sad Canada just standing there with a pillow and sleeping bag like “so you guys aren’t coming over, eh? oh… that’s okay….”